But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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