I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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