I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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