Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
its liver damage thursday
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