Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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