ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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