all she had left on were here heels. phone five
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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