I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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