he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I won't apologize to a one balled man
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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