omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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