the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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