i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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