So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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