I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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