It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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