she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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