Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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