oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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