Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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