i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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