Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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