Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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