Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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