PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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