He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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