let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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