She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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