Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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