the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
the liver wants what the liver wants
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
