Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Floor bacon is actually really good
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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