he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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