Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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