i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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