Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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