i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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