Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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