I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I need moral support for this bender
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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