So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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