I love black thongs
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I need water and some morals
I deserve this hangover.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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