Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Vodka?
Forever.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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