Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
do herpes really smell.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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