Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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