I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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