I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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