what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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