just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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