a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
