just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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