I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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