is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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