Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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