So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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