So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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