first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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