just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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