Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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