she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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