Sry I called you an 8
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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